Wednesday, June 10, 2009

The Adventures of the Amazing Christina in Barcelona

One night in Barcelona Christina was feeling kind of bored.

“Megan,” she said, “Lets go party.”

But Megan wasn't really into the bar scene and refused. Christina tried to change her mind but Megan, having always been kind of a stick-in-the-mud, stood firm. So Christina decided to go out on her own. She remembered that there was a pub across the street from her hotel, so she walked there.

But what do you know, it wasn't really a pub.

Even though the sign out front clearly said “pub,” actually, it was a strip club. Christina found this out the hard way.

“Is she allowed to go in?” The bouncer asked his boss when Christina walked up to the door. He was confused because a woman had never tried to come in except to work, and Christina didn't look like a stripper in her jeans and sweatshirt.

“Well...I guess. If she wants to,” his boss replied. “This is a gentlemen's club,” he said to Christina, who was standing outside.

He gave her a significant look.

“Oh! Christina exclaimed. “Ok, um, that's alright, I'll go next door.”

Christina walked down the street a little ways to a different club and had a drink.

Afterwards she went back to the hotel and told Megan all about her adventure.

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